{"id":2274,"date":"2021-06-21T13:08:35","date_gmt":"2021-06-21T11:08:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/?p=2274"},"modified":"2021-06-21T13:10:14","modified_gmt":"2021-06-21T11:10:14","slug":"entre-potes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/2021\/06\/21\/entre-potes\/","title":{"rendered":"Entre potes"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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Bob Marley\u00a0: Eh man, t’as vu ce que les scientifiques disent\u00a0? Les fumeurs attraperaient moins le CoViD.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Mais naaaan, Bob, te fous pas de ma gueule. \u00c7a voudrait dire qu’on l’attrapera jamais\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Bah askip bro, moi je te dis on est sauv\u00e9\u00a0!!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop\u00a0 Dogg\u00a0: Mais dude, \u00e7a s’fait c’est pas vrai, \u00e7a s’fait m\u00eame le CoViD existe pas.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Toi, t’as regard\u00e9 des vid\u00e9os youtube complotistes, c’est s\u00fbr. Tu crois vraiment que autant de gens nous mentiraient\u00a0?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Ah ouais mais man l\u00e0 je suis trop deff’.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Mais fais tourner, moi je veux pas attraper le CoViD\u00a0! Si les scientifiques le disent, c’est que c’est vrai.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Si tu le dis dude, tiens. Tu crois vraiment \u00e0 tous \u00e7a toi\u00a0? Genre, t’as pas un petit doute\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: En fait je sais pas, je connais des gens qui sont tomb\u00e9s malades t’as vu\u00a0?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Ah ouais, mais j’veux dire \u00e7a s’fait c’est pr\u00e9par\u00e9, comme le truc des scientifiques qui disent que les fumeurs l’attrapent moins, ce serait pas pour nous pousser \u00e0 fumer\u00a0?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Man, je trouve tu te prends trop la t\u00eate pour quelqu’un qui a fum\u00e9 3 grammes\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: P’tetre que je devrais en faire une chanson\u00a0?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Mais tu d\u00e9lires la, va te coucher \u00e7a ira mieux.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: J’avoue, j’ai le cerveau en pataaaate\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Quelques jours plus tard<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Brooooo, devine quoi\u00a0?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Quoi t’as attrap\u00e9 le CoViD toi aussi\u00a0?<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Mais nannn, dinguerie, on est atteint tout les deux\u00a0?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley : Bah ouais, les scientifiques ont fait d’la D\u00a0!!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Vas-y si nous on l’attrape je te raconte m\u00eame pas comment les non-fumeurs ils font\u00a0??<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Apr\u00e8s t’sais j’ai r\u00e9fl\u00e9chi, notre consommation c’est plus du shit que du tabac, tu crois qu’ils avaient pens\u00e9 \u00e0 \u00e7a les scientifiques\u00a0?\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg : Ah ouais j’avoue bro, mais viens on va se renseigner…<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Ouais fais-le toi, j’ai tellement de courbatures et de fi\u00e8vre je sais m\u00eame pas fumer mon sdeh\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Haha, ok bah l\u00e0 je vois que \u00e7a a \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9menti hein. Y’avait conflit d’int\u00e9r\u00eat askip\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: On en est la preuve vivante que c’est faux man\u00a0!!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Je t’avais dis que c’etait pr\u00e9par\u00e9\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: J’m’en souviens plus…<\/span><\/p>\n

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Snoop Dogg\u00a0: T’\u00e9tais trop \u00e9clatax.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bob Marley\u00a0: Ouais possible\u00a0!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Lexique (au cas o\u00f9) :\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Askip\u00a0: \u00e0 ce qu’il parait\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

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Bro\u00a0: Brother -> fr\u00e8re<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dude\u00a0: mec<\/span><\/p>\n

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Deff\u00a0: d\u00e9fonc\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n

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De la D\u00a0: de la merde<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sdeh\u00a0: joint<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bob Marley\u00a0: Eh man, t’as vu ce que les scientifiques disent\u00a0? Les fumeurs attraperaient moins le CoViD.\u00a0 Snoop Dogg\u00a0: Mais naaaan, Bob, te fous pas de ma gueule. \u00c7a voudrait dire qu’on l’attrapera jamais\u00a0? Bob Marley\u00a0: Bah askip bro, moi je te dis on est sauv\u00e9\u00a0!! Snoop\u00a0 Dogg\u00a0: Mais dude, \u00e7a s’fait c’est pas vrai, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"coauthors":[2],"class_list":["post-2274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dialphil"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2274"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2292,"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2274\/revisions\/2292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2274"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/missionphilo.be\/germes\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=2274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}